i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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