He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
