Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You may now shotgun with the bride
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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