i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think my vagina is haunted
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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