Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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