I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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