Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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