you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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