So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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