She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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