put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
How external is "for external use only"?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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