I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It's never too late to be topless.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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