The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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