is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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