awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
