Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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