i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
How naked do you want me to be?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
