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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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