The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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