who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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