Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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