the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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