now i know why i became what i already was.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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