I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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