Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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