chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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