Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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