yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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