I'm jealous of your bromance
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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