You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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