I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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