I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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