Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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