There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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