if you like me you must not know who I am
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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