I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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