glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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