im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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