that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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