There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
At least make sure they are 18
Why
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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