Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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