Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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