You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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