i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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