How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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