ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
...so i touched it.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He shit in the fireplace
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