Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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