so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
We smell like vodka and hangover
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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