so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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