Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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