We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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