nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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