bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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