So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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