This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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