with your own penis?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
bring money and cleavage
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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