i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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